So, here’s the deal: I’m in desperate need of turning my sad, deflated flag into something resembling the mighty oak it once promised to be. I’ve tried the usual spinach and goat milk combo (apparently, Popeye’s recipe doesn’t work for everyone), but nothing’s worked so far.
Any ingenious home remedy suggestions out there? Maybe a secret sauce that’s been hidden in grandma’s attic or some obscure power-up trick only known to those who truly appreciate the, um, challenge of keeping things erect?
Opinions, crazy ideas, miracle cures—I’m all ears (and other body parts)!