So, I recently started wondering if my love affair with cigarettes might be sending my “performance app” into early retirement. Apparently, puffing may do more than just damage your lungs—it might also be clogging up things elsewhere. Has anyone else noticed that your habit of blowing smoke clouds might be directly linked to your “no show” performances? Or is it just my body staging a protest whenever I decide to light up? Any thoughts on whether substituting my epic smoke sessions with, I don’t know, actual lung exercises might help get things back on track? Let the sarcastic advice commence.