So, I’ve officially committed the unthinkable—I’ve tried every “miracle” pill on the market, and apparently, I’m now the proud owner of a state-of-the-art paperweight collection. Can anyone recommend a new contender in the impotence pill Olympics that might help me reclaim at least half of my glory days? Or should I just give up and start a hobby that doesn’t require peak performance, like stamp collecting? Let’s hear your best (or worst) experiences, because apparently, life has turned my bedroom into a comedy of errors.